Dracula Slept Here

Coming from Long Island; a place that houses many restuarants, inns, and historic homes that proudly and often, inaccururately claim that “George Washington slept here,” I can appreciate the sentiment throughout much of Romania proclaiming some connection to Dracula.  Officially known as Vlad the Impaler for reasons I will get into shortly, the lure of Dracula sights throughout Romania has actually been the most significant boost to its budding tourism industry since it has opened up its doors and emerged from communism in the early 1990s.  That said, many Romanians don’t really “get” the obsession some tourists (myself included) have with finding the “Dracula sights”, but do seem to have a rather reverent stance towards Vlad the Impaler; the “real” Dracula.  In the coming days, I would learn so much more about the real history behind the legend of Dracula that inspired Bram Stoker to write his infamous novel and spark an obsession with vampires we still have today (i.e. Twilight).  

Upon arriving in Bucharest around four in the morning after my flight from Montenegro, I hailed a cab to the Antique Hostel located just in the Old Town, but on a quiet main road so as not to be interrupted by the seedy loud nightclubs and bars that Bucharest transforms into at night.  After catching a few hours of sleep, I awoke around noon and opened the shades to find a fantastic view of the city right off my balcony.

View from Antique Hostel
With Michelle landing a little later in the afternoon, I decided to go grab some coffee and hang around the hostel for the day until she arrived, around 3pm.  Once she was settled, we headed out for a bite to eat at a Lebanese restuarant just around the block from our hostel, then headed to the park to meet up for a free walking tour of the city.

Lebanese food in the heart of Bucharest
The walking tour provided a good overview of the city, but with Michelle being jet-lagged, and me still recovering from traveling from one place to the next, we had a really good meal of Romanian specialties and local beer before we called it an early night.  The next day, we decided to rent a car so we could drive a few hours into Transylvania.  A little hesitant at first, we decided it might be the best way to see the surrounding country side on our own schedule.  With a few hours to spare in the morning, we headed out to see the Romanian Parliament Building; the second largest government building in the world. (Behind the Pentagon).  The building was built under the command of Nicholas Ceausescu (Romania’s Communist Dictator, aka, Lunatic) who, after visiting North Korea, decided he wanted to make Bucharest a bigger and better city, which meant bigger and better buildings.  Today, many Romanians living in the city resent the building because it costs so much to maintain and only a third of it is used.  With it being the number one attraction in Bucharest, this symbol of wasteful opulence is a reminder of what can happen when an egomaniacal leader ignores the will of the people.  Unless, of course, he is Dracula.

Parliament building 
After waiting a few hours for Manu, the guy from our car company to drop off the car at our hostel, we headed out of the city.  We didn’t get far.  Within about 5 minutes of renting the car and driving on our own we we were rear-ended in the back because some lunatic had cut us off in the middle of a 5 way intersection in the heart of the city causing Michelle’s to slam on her breaks, causing the girl behind us to slam into us.  We had heard that Romanian drivers were aggressive and crazy, but being from New York we never take these warning too seriously.  If you go to Romania, take them seriously.  These people are nuts!!  Fortunately, the girl who hit us spoke perfect English (not common in Romania).  A young medical student who was on her way back home to study for her finals, she waited patiently while we contacted Manu to let him know we were in an accident so they could exchange information and take care of all the formalities.  In the time we waited for all this to transpire, Adina chatted with us about Romania and much to Michelle’s amusement, stated that the day had been like the “darkest timeline”; a reference to the cult-favorite show Community.  We didn’t know it at the time, but Adina would be the friendliest person we met during our entire time in Romania.

Friendliest Fender-Bender ever!
 After emerging from the obstacle course that is Bucharest traffic, we headed north into the hills of Transylvania; a region filled with tall tales of history and myths, and just enough kitsch to keep us amused. 

Our first stop was Bran’s Castle, the infamous (and perhaps a bit inaccurately) “Dracula’s Castle”.  Arriving around 5 in the afternoon, we had most of the place to ourselves which was a pleasant suprise considering this is the #1 tourist attraction in the area, and in fact, in all of Romania.  The question is, did Dracula really sleep here?  Well, its complicated.  

First, who is the real Dracula that inspired Bram Stoker’s book and the myth and legends that followed.  The “real” Dracula is often to believed to be Vlad the Impaler, a prince of Wallachia who heroically and rather brutally fought off the Turks in the 15th century.  Vlad III was the son of Vlad II who was given the nickname “Dracul” or Dragon by his Sultan supporter.  Vlad III however was not as ruthless or powerful a ruler as his son would become; his son given the nickname “Dracula” which translates to “son of the Dragon”

Portrait of Vlad III (Dracula) in Bran’s Castle
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After being imprisoned and held ransomed with the Ottoman Emperor most of his young life, while his Dad and Step-brother were murdered by plotters back at home in Transylvania, Vlad returned home with a vengeance.  His infamous nickname “the Impaler” came from the way in which Vlad would kill his enemies, which included Romanians who portrayed him.  He would take a greasy stake and have it inserted up their butthole (ouch!!!) and then it would portrood through their chest but in a way so that it did not puncture any vital organs.  The person would then be on the pole for around 48 hours of excruciating and unimaginable pain before they eventually died.  One legend claims that Vlad III was eating a meal while he watched his enemies suffer, took a piece of his bread and dipped it into the blood of one of his sufferers.  This legend is believed to be the source of inspiration for Brad Stoker to create his character into a vampire that survived off of people’s blood. 

Although Vlad the Impaler was believed to be imprisoned in this castle for a few days, there are very few other real life connections to the real life Dracula that historians have connected with the castle.  Nevertheless, it is a magnificent and magical place, especially around dusk when the sun is creeping it’s way below the surrounding mountains and the tourists are creeping their way back to their hotels. 

A little Kitsch on the climb to the Castle
We have the whole place to ourselves!!!
 

Omg, that’s a dead bear as a rug!
Seriously though, this is pretty cool.
Bucket list destination!
 

Enjoying Bran’s Castle
After exploring the castle, we headed back to the car and set off for Brasov, a charming Saxon city that would serve as our base in Transylvania for the next few days.  Once we settled into the Hotel Drachenhause (which translates to Dragon’s house) within the walled part of the city, we made our way down to Piata Sfatului, the main square of the old town, and landed at Keller’ Steak House where we treated ourselves to a fancy steak dinner with wine.  With the music from the concert in the square as background noise, and the charming Victorian buildings surrounding us, it was hard to believe this is the same place that the Ottomans and Germans laid seige to for so many years. 

 

Brasov

 

On our second day in Brasov, and in my quest to visit more Dracula sights, we took our little put-put car for a road trip to the medieval fortified town of Sighisoara, where historians agree he was born.  On our way, we drove through flowered hills and meadows, and adorable little Saxon villages, each with its own fortified church serving as the center of town.  Before arriving in Sighisoara, we decided to take  a little detour and visit a small village called Viscri with a population of 450 people.  The village’s fortified church dates back to 1185 and has recently been declared a UNESCO World Heritage site; along with the rest of the town.  As we drove through dirt roads, we came across a herd of sheep crossing our pathway with the most adorable Shepard dog directing them along the way.  As the dirt continued to kick up behind us, we eventually pulled into a small little village that hold’s Europe’s best preserved medieval houses, many of which have been colorfully restored.  The church that sits just above the town on a hill serves as the centerpiece for visitors and was our first stop once arriving in Viscri.

Sheep blocked!
Viscri

Fortified Saxon Church-Viscri
After we walked around the church for a bit, and climbed up some creaky stairs to the watch tower, we exited onto the road we had drive up and found a small family-run cafe in the yard of someone’s house.  Although I was looking for a toilet, the real draw of the cafe was the cute little puppy we saw running around the tables.  We ordered two coffees and homemade cake, and sat out back playing with this adorable little pup, who, once Michelle got him all riled up, would not stop nipping my ankles.  

I’m cute!
Afternoon snack
“Mmm…this tastes like Allison’s ankles”
 After this pleasant respite in Viscri was over, we hopped back into the car and drove further until we reached the breathtakingly beautiful city of Sighisoara.  Sighisoara is one of those places you truly have to see to believe.  As we drove into the lower town and parked the car, it felt a bit like Brasov; charming streets, Victorian houses, cute cafes, etc.  It wasn’t until we walked up the hill to and entered the fortified citadel when we realized how truly spectacular this place was.  It felt like walking into a fairy tale.  The old town, which is everything inside the fortified walls, is the oldest preserved citadel in all of Europe.  First settled by the Romans, then by the Saxons in the 14th century, most of the houses that still exist date back only to the 16th century. 

Shigisoara

Ok, enough history…back to Dracula.  

It was within these walls that Vlad Tepes, aka, Vlad III, aka Vlad the Impaler, aka Dracula was born in 1431.  Right off the main square, one finds Casa Dracula, a large yellow building proclaiming to be the exact birthplace of Vlad the Bad.  Today, the building serves as a restuarant, which actually suprised us with good food, but there is little historical evidence to determine the exact dwelling Dracula was born in.  When we stopped into the Tourist Information center upon entering the walled city, the lady seemed all the less amused at me asking where he was born.  We were learning however, that this seemed to be the Romanian way of dealing with people, or at least that was our experience. (To be continued).

Anyway, once we left the very unhelpful help desk, we popped into St. Joseph’s Roman Catholic Church, came across a statue of Vlad the Impaler, walked along the outer streets and visited some of the original towers on the periphery to protect the citadel.  The fact that nine of these original towers still exist impressed us greatly, but the highlight for me was definitely visiting Casa Dracula.

With both of us a bit hungry, we decided to pop into Casa Dracula for a little bit of food with a splash of kitsch.  In addition to currently serving as a restuarant, the house that Vlad Tepes was born also lets tourists visit the room where he was allegedly born for a small fee.  After a quick bite of traditional Romanian polenta with sour cream and cheese, followed by ice cream, I paid my 5 lei to enter the room.  

Casa Dracula!!
Getting my Dracula fill
 

Romanian snack
Embrace the Kitsch!
When I walked up the small staircase to the “museum” I started to get the sense that something was a little off.  Then I saw it.  I slowly entered a dark-lit room to find a large coffin in the center with a man half in it.  As I entered the room, he jumped up to scare me, to which my response went something like…”wait a minute, you mean you have to just lie here all day and wait for people to walk in to scare them?”  He too, did not seem amused, nor wanted to answer any of my questions.  I was begining to get a complex.

Dracula’s Room

After lunch we headed over to the covered staircase and climbed 172 steps up to the 17th century Lutheran “church on the hill”. Before leaving the citadel, we saved the best for last and paid admission to climb the steps up the clock tower, which dates back to 1280.  Hands down the prettiest building inside the citadel, the clock tower has small, moving figurines aligned to the day and week that look down onto the town from above.  It also gives you panoramic views of the city in every direction.

Michelle climbing the covered stairs
Clock Tower looking out over Sighisoara
 

Clock tower
Figurine in the clock tower

That evening, we had dinner in a small tavern that was reommended for its traditional, home-style Romanian food.  Here we tried the national drink of Romania, which is essentially plum brandy.

National Drink –

From here, we walked around Brasov a bit, stopping at one of the many bars with outside seating.  Sitting there, enjoying a spirit and people watching, the charm of Brasov was omnipresent.  That is, until a drunk man came stumbling up to Michelle from behind asking, presumably, for money (we hope).  When the waiter shooed him away, we kind of laughed about it, until a few moments later he was back harassing someone else. As Michelle looked over, he pulled his pants down for everyone to see!  Perhaps, Dracula got drunk here too.

On our third day in Transylvania, we ventured to the small town of Zarnesti which leads to Piatra Craiului National Park.  A few people had recommended doing the blue line trail through the park, as it loops up to the “Cabana Curmatura” then back down to where you can leave your car.  We started the hike through a beautiful canyon where we met up with a family from France and their super friendly guide who assured us we were going in the right direction.  

 

Hiking through the Gorge
Michelle getting us some water for the hike
 

 

When the canyon ended, we split off from the French who were taking a gentler route up to the mountain hut, and we began to ascend into the deep and dark Romanian forest.  The Carpathian Mountains are a highlight of visiting Romania because of these fairytale forests, but to be honest, I was a little freaked out at first.  In addition to a high concentration of Dracula Kitsch, Romania has the highest percentage of bears in all of Europe because Nicolas Ceausescu made the hunting of them illegal.  As a result, there are multiple bear-killings a year, leading us to play loud music as we hiked with the intent of not startling one into attacking us.  Once I got past my fear of being mauled to death by a giant Teddy, and when we reached the alpine meadow at the top of the ridge, I began to enjoy myself again.

Hiking the carpathians

Hiking the Carpathians
When we finally reached the chalet at the top, we hung out with Moogie, the giant Shepard dog, and had a bite of sweetcheese cake and coffee before we headed back down the mountain.

At the mountain hut

Moogie!!

After a great day of hiking in the Carpathian Mountains, we decided the next day we should hire a driver to take us on the Transfagarasan Highway, which connects Transylvania to Wallachia through the Fagaras mountain range.  The road, which has been dubbed by the cast of Top Gear as the “greates road in the world”, was built in the 1970s as a way of securing the border between these two regions in Romania should the Soviets attach.  

When our guide met us in Brasov I was not too sure the day was going to be a good one.  My concern started when he asked us what why we were visitng Romania and after we told him tourism, I added in…”Transylvania is so beautiful” to which he replied “There is more to Romania than Transylvania!” Okay, then…..we’re off to a good start.

The day did get better as we ascended into the mountains were privileged to more and more great views.

Transfagarasan highway
 Along the way, we stopped off to buy some fresh meats, cheese, and bread for a picnic in the mountains.  When we told our guide this was the lunch we preferred over going to a fancy restuarant, he finally warmed up to us.  A clear lover of nature and the outdoors, he was enamored with the surroundings and immensely proud of his country-side.

Working our angles
Their version of subway
Enjoying lunch with our guide
 

At the end of the road is yet another Dracula sight, Poenari Fortress (Castle), known as the “real” Dracula Castle. At the base of the sight, there is a small souvenir stall selling everything from magnets to fake teeth with blood, to miniature castles.  Next to the entrance is a Dracula Camping ground, where you can sleep beneath the stars and the fortress that Vlad built as a last minute protection, high on the hill.  To get there, one has to climb 1,480 stairs before you reach what Michelle described as a “pile of bricks”.  As much of the fortress is not really there, there is little to see, but the surrounding views give you a sense of what it must have been like for Vlad and his family when they were hiding out up here.  In pure tourism kitsch, there are two fake bodies “impaled” on the grounds which are the first things you see when you emerge out of the trees into the fort.

 

What a pain in the ass:)

At the top of the fortress
 For our last night in Brasov, we decided to forego traditional Romanian food and had made reservations at the highly acclaimed Dei Frati Italian restuarant.  With homemade past and Italian wine, this was by far our favorite meal of the trip, so much so, we actually ordered a third dish of pasta to split between us.  #fatgirlsfromNY

Our last day in Romania was a hectic one.  We had planned to visit Peles Castle on our way back to Bucharest, but first we needed to get infomration on how we could travel into Bulgaria. Every person, book, or online forum I had consulted gave inconsistent information regarding train times and buses that would cross over the Danube River into Bulgaria.  Consequently, before setting off on our southward roadtrip, we stopped off at the train station where the lady at the international ticket office told me there was one train to Bulgaria at noon everyday.  When I asked her about buses, she seemed annoyed and shooed me away.  Outside, I saw an Information/Tourist Desk and proceeded to ask the lady behind the counter about possible buses from Bucharest to Sofia, but she seemed perplexed that I was speaking English and did not understand.  I moved on.

About 2 hours outside of Brasov, we stopped off in the beautiful resort town of Siniai, which sits at the base of Peles Castle.  Much nicer and bigger than Bran’s and the “pile of bricks” that is Poenari Castle, Peles Castle served as the summer home of King Carole and the Royal family in the late 19th century.  Visiting the castle is much like visiting other palaces throughout Europe where you walk from room to room oohing and aahing at the ornate doors, esoteric collection of paintings, and sheer gaudiness that often is synonymous with royal decor.  While inside, we stealthily (not really) hopped on the back of a tour and got a bit of information regarding the history of the castle. I don’t really remember much of what we learned but one thing that is for certain; Dracula did not sleep here!.

Besides, the real oohing and aahing came from outside the castle.

Peles Castle

 

We should not be allowed in these places

Before leaving Sinaia, we stopped off once again at the Tourist/Information office.  Because of my encounter in Brasov where the women spoke and understood no English, my first question to the man behind the counter was “do you speak English” to which he rudely yelled “skip this question!” as if he was annoyed I had asked.  He then proceeded to try and find out about trains from Bucharest to Sofia, and told us there was only one….a week!  If his information was correct, we would be stuck in the land of Dracula for another six days and to be honest, I was getting rather sick of being yelled at by Romanians. 

We frantically drove to the train station in Bucharest where fortunately, our tourist office friend’s information proved to be inaccurate and we bought two tickets for the afternoon train the following day.  This meant we had to spend the night in Bucharest which we were hoping to avoid.  The city has a certain darkness and seediness to it that although has the potential to be hip, at the moment just gave us the yucks.  Fortunatley for us, there was a food truck festival right outside our hostel, unfortunately for us, it was beyond noisy as every bar and nightclub in the area, which is basically every single building, seems to compete for customers by blasting music and adverstising, and well, how should I say?…”shady things”.  As “House of Pain” came blaring through our window, I couldn’t leave Romania soon enough.

 

Food truck festival

From campy Dracula sights in Translysvania to the seedy nightlife in Bucharest, Romania was not my favorite place, but it was interesting, and oftentimes, beautiful (Bucharest, not withstanding).  Anyone who follows my posts knows that for me, it is the people of a place that usually make the biggest impression on me, and more often than not, I am moved by their hospitality and kindness.  This was not the case for me in Romania.  I’m sure someone who reads this might disagree with me,and I don’t portend to speak knowingly of the entire country, but there seemed to be neither kindness nor hospitatlity from most of the people we interacted with throughout the country.  Historically situated between the Austria-Hungary and Ottoman Empires, and continuously being under foreign rule, except for a brief period of the monarchy (seen as the “golden age”) does not make for a happy-go-lucky people.  Add in a splash of totalitarian communism  for 40 years under the leadership of a bat-shit crazy ruler, and it becomes hard to hold this against them.  When the most well known person in your history is a medieval prince who has infamously been turned into a blood-sucking monster via pop culture and memory, it is not surprising the people come across as cold and bitter.  I’m sure, just like Vlad III was not really a blood sucking vampire, the Romanian people aren’t really as stand-offish as they seemed.  Perhaps underneath their abrupt answers and vacant facial expressions lies a warm and open people…and perhaps Dracula really did sleep here.

 

 

 

 

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